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How many of y'all have ever felt like this:
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Love it!
This website I found....
It's. So. Funny.
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check it out. You wont be disappointed!
It's. So. Funny.
icanrelate.info
check it out. You wont be disappointed!
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Cops and Robbers
This is a long post so I'll apologize in advance...
So about 2 weeks ago tomorrow I felt like I was in an episode of Law and Order. Really. We came home on a Monday night and found out that someone had broken into our house. Before I left for school that day (8 am) I used the downstairs bathroom and specifically remember leaving the door open when i left cause I fixed the shower curtain in there (I'm OCD about to much scrunchage in one spot) when we got home (8:45 pm) I noticed the door was closed.. now at first I dind't think anything of it but then it started to bother me cause I know I left it open. Blake took Jack upstairs to give him a bath and hollered down to me to come upstairs... Here's the convo as it went...
Blake: Jennifer come up here quick
Me: no I'm tired
Blake: no really... did you cut yourself?
Me: what (i then walk upstairs)
Blake: why is this towel covered in blood?(it was a decorative towel we don't use in Jack's bathroom)
me: Holy crap no of course I didn't do that!!!! (by this time I'm freaking out)
That's when I noticed the blood in other places, the light switch, the door frame the sink, floor, our bedroom door and door frame and to top it off Jack's toilet... yes the POS used my baby's toilet.
I then freak the heck out and call the cops... just an FYI if you ever have to call the police DO NOT CALL CANTON.... they are morons. When officer Doofy arrived he asked was anything taken... no they didn't take anything... is anything broken like a window or anything... um no brainiac theres not.. this is when he tells me that they probably cut themselves on a knife that they used to break in with... is anything missing from your panty drawer... ummm WTF?! Let me just check my inventory sheet.. yep the crotchless ones are definitely missing! (JOKE) He then says wells this looks like yall have a ghost (chuckle chuckle) since there is no forced entry and nothing was taken I cant write a report cause they didn't commit a crime.. umm THEY BROKE INTO MY F-ING HOUSE!!!! He also said just get rid of the towel cause it could have diseases on it... :/ no pics taken no evidence nothing! Where is Stabler when you need him. This just pissed me off so he left and I called my dad (my dad is a retired FBI badass) he then calls his friends in low places. By this time I had already come up with my idea of what happened. The next day the criminal investigator for Cherokee County comes and takes a look around... takes pics and finds that they came in through the back window... it was unlocked... perfect... he said it was more than likely a kid because they didn't take anything big, i.e. my laptop that was' chilling on the table right by the window... so then we both decide that they must have went upstairs to look for money/jewelry went to go into my room and cut themselves before entering then proceeded to touch every dang wall/door in my upstairs... I determine that the perp was right handed cause there were blood drops on the right side of the sink where he tried to clean up.. i attribute this to my SVU marathons i love. He tried to stop the blood by using my kids towel realized oh crap I'm really bleeding and got the heck out but not before he peed in Jack's toilet (at least he put the seat down) but what was weird was he folded the towel back to make it look like it was never touched... seriously rookie take that she-ite with you! So he tells me to brown paper bag up the evidence (yes they really use brown paper bags) and that a detective will be by tomorrow to pick it up. Apparently though they don't do DNA on stuff unless something really bad happens (like bleeding on a $40 towel isn't bad?) and they dont have a database that has every bad guy in the world in it along with their DNA... no no that's just on tv.. so we haven't found out anything nor will I think we ever will... the worst part is the invasion of your privacy that you feel after this happens. I now walk around stealth like when I get home with a gun JUST to make sure!
Here are a few pics of the "crime scene"
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So about 2 weeks ago tomorrow I felt like I was in an episode of Law and Order. Really. We came home on a Monday night and found out that someone had broken into our house. Before I left for school that day (8 am) I used the downstairs bathroom and specifically remember leaving the door open when i left cause I fixed the shower curtain in there (I'm OCD about to much scrunchage in one spot) when we got home (8:45 pm) I noticed the door was closed.. now at first I dind't think anything of it but then it started to bother me cause I know I left it open. Blake took Jack upstairs to give him a bath and hollered down to me to come upstairs... Here's the convo as it went...
Blake: Jennifer come up here quick
Me: no I'm tired
Blake: no really... did you cut yourself?
Me: what (i then walk upstairs)
Blake: why is this towel covered in blood?(it was a decorative towel we don't use in Jack's bathroom)
me: Holy crap no of course I didn't do that!!!! (by this time I'm freaking out)
That's when I noticed the blood in other places, the light switch, the door frame the sink, floor, our bedroom door and door frame and to top it off Jack's toilet... yes the POS used my baby's toilet.
I then freak the heck out and call the cops... just an FYI if you ever have to call the police DO NOT CALL CANTON.... they are morons. When officer Doofy arrived he asked was anything taken... no they didn't take anything... is anything broken like a window or anything... um no brainiac theres not.. this is when he tells me that they probably cut themselves on a knife that they used to break in with... is anything missing from your panty drawer... ummm WTF?! Let me just check my inventory sheet.. yep the crotchless ones are definitely missing! (JOKE) He then says wells this looks like yall have a ghost (chuckle chuckle) since there is no forced entry and nothing was taken I cant write a report cause they didn't commit a crime.. umm THEY BROKE INTO MY F-ING HOUSE!!!! He also said just get rid of the towel cause it could have diseases on it... :/ no pics taken no evidence nothing! Where is Stabler when you need him. This just pissed me off so he left and I called my dad (my dad is a retired FBI badass) he then calls his friends in low places. By this time I had already come up with my idea of what happened. The next day the criminal investigator for Cherokee County comes and takes a look around... takes pics and finds that they came in through the back window... it was unlocked... perfect... he said it was more than likely a kid because they didn't take anything big, i.e. my laptop that was' chilling on the table right by the window... so then we both decide that they must have went upstairs to look for money/jewelry went to go into my room and cut themselves before entering then proceeded to touch every dang wall/door in my upstairs... I determine that the perp was right handed cause there were blood drops on the right side of the sink where he tried to clean up.. i attribute this to my SVU marathons i love. He tried to stop the blood by using my kids towel realized oh crap I'm really bleeding and got the heck out but not before he peed in Jack's toilet (at least he put the seat down) but what was weird was he folded the towel back to make it look like it was never touched... seriously rookie take that she-ite with you! So he tells me to brown paper bag up the evidence (yes they really use brown paper bags) and that a detective will be by tomorrow to pick it up. Apparently though they don't do DNA on stuff unless something really bad happens (like bleeding on a $40 towel isn't bad?) and they dont have a database that has every bad guy in the world in it along with their DNA... no no that's just on tv.. so we haven't found out anything nor will I think we ever will... the worst part is the invasion of your privacy that you feel after this happens. I now walk around stealth like when I get home with a gun JUST to make sure!
Here are a few pics of the "crime scene"
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