It's your birthday....

This past week has been FILLED with birthday celebrations!
Thursday night I went to Ipp's for my sis-in-law Jenica's birthday! It was sooooo yummy and I loved getting to catch up with everyone!
Friday we went to the mill Henry's for Andrea's birthday which was so fun! There was a great band and the atmosphere was really good. We were definitely the youngest ones in the joint and who can forget our waiter "Rico"?!
Last night (Tuesday) we went down to Tw!st for Stacy's birthday dinner! I was amazing! I love that place! And no ladies you can't get to your car through the mall after 9! FAIL! I had to walk all the way back around! I love my friends to pieces and I'm so blessed to have them in my life!

                                       Danielle, Mandy, Me and Andrea for Andrea's birthday!

                            
                             Lindsay, Mandy, Danielle, Stacy and myself for Stacy's birthday!

She's crafty

So I found this wreath on Pinterest and fell in love with it. http://pinterest.com/pin/153027651/

so I decided I too can be crafty. So I made one just kinda like it...

Soooo much cheaper and better to make your own!

I think it's time

I'm really starting to think it's time reevaluate some "friendships" and start to write some people off. People that claim to be your "friend" but really deep down you know they're not. It really pisses me off. No matter how nice you are to them they're still jerks. Over it

Some people....

So I like to think that I have a very high tolerance for idiots and it takes a lot to make me really hate you (tell me if I'm wrong please) but there is this girl that I just really can't stand!!! She is so freaking annoying! She is in my class and she's one of those "know it all" types. Everything you say she has to correct: everything you've done she's done better, the teacher asks for the answer she blurts it out instead of raising her hand. I. Just. Can't. Stand. Her. The sound of her voice is like nails on a chalk board. I just want to give her a high five. In the face. With a chair. Whats worse is that she thinks we are BFFs and talks to me all the time. I guess my "i really don't give a shit about you" look must not faze her at all. I don't know how to handle this because I feel like if it gets worse I could really go crazy. Maybe it's because I don't feel good today?..... Or maybe not.

Weekend wrap up!

So this weekend was pretty good! Friday night I went to a jewelry party at my neighbors which was pretty fun. It was for Lia Sophia jewelry. The jewelry is really cute but a little expensive for my likings... But it was a fun night with lots of wine fun! On Saturday I went shopping for some new fall clothes for the boy. It makes me sick like literally cringe when I have to get rid of clothes that no longer fit that he only wore 2 times.... Every time I put them in a box I hear cha-Ching bend over, cha-Ching there goes your vacation! But he got some new cute stuff and...... SKINNY JEANS!!! Gasp! They're actually called "Rocker" jeans for boys so it's not entirely feminine. Sunday was pretty chill. Me and Jack went over to my friend Danielle's and hung out. Jack LOVED Dawson AND Danielle... Like really loved her. Blake came an got him around 6:30 (grrrrrrrrrrrr)and me and Danielle went and ate them she introduced me to 2 new shows, Big Brother and The great food truck race? (i think) they are soooo good! I will be following them now! (like I need more distractions in my life) Monday was a chill day then back to school today :/ I met some really interesting folks today and had my first personal encounter with a lesbian. Yes I said it. It was "interesting" to say the least.

Here is Jack escorting Danielle to a secluded location....

School

Sucks. I have a 3 hour gap in between my classes on Thursdays because of I have Lab on Tuesdays  and its so freaking boring!!! I can't leave cause they are doing construction at my school and I will never find another place to park ( they took away half our parking lot for a new student center! GO GHC!!!) SO i am in the library and bored to tears... there is only so much you can do/look at on the computer.. I have though made 3 new friends they are Brooke age 18 Devin age 21 and Stella age 19........ Damnit. and if I hear one more time "oh wow you don't look that old, I thought you were 19 I'm going to vomit... So from now on at school I am 21 to everyone.... yes I was sixteen and pregnant. Kidding.

To do:

So I've seen people do these "30 before 30" lists and was talking about mine the other night when my good friend Danielle reminded me this is why I have a blog.... So here it is. My 30 19 before 30 list (not completely done)


1) Get Married
2) finish college
3) Get RN (Working on it)
4) Have a kid
5) Go skydiving (hopefully I can cross this off soon with Mandy!!)
6) Plant a garden
7) Go skiing in Colorado
8) Go on a cruise
9) RUN a 5K NONSTOP
10) Volunteer
11) Take a girls trip (ladies.....)
12) Go to New York
13) Start a charity
14) Shoot a buck (just because Blake can't)
15) run a 10K
16) Visit the ORIGINAL Starbucks in Seattle
17) Get Botox
18) Be on T.V.
19)

I'm open to suggestions on what else to do....

Love it!

This website I found....
It's. So. Funny.

icanrelate.info
check it out. You wont be disappointed!

How many of y'all have ever felt like this:

Cops and Robbers

This is a long post so I'll apologize in advance...
So about 2 weeks ago tomorrow I felt like I was in an episode of Law and Order. Really. We came home on a Monday night and found out that someone had broken into our house. Before I left for school that day (8 am) I used the downstairs bathroom and specifically remember leaving the door open when i left cause I fixed the shower curtain in there (I'm OCD about to much scrunchage in one spot) when we got home (8:45 pm) I noticed the door was closed.. now at first I dind't think anything of it but then it started to bother me cause I know I left it open. Blake took Jack upstairs to give him a bath and hollered down to me to come upstairs... Here's the convo as it went...
Blake: Jennifer come up here quick
Me: no I'm tired
Blake: no really... did you cut yourself?
Me: what (i then walk upstairs)
Blake: why is this towel covered in blood?(it was a decorative towel we don't use in Jack's bathroom)
me: Holy crap no of course I didn't do that!!!! (by this time I'm freaking out)
That's when I noticed the blood in other places, the light switch, the door frame the sink, floor, our bedroom door and door frame and to top it off Jack's toilet... yes the POS used my baby's toilet.
I then freak the heck out and call the cops... just an FYI if you ever have to call the police DO NOT CALL CANTON.... they are morons. When officer Doofy arrived he asked was anything taken... no they didn't take anything... is anything broken like a window or anything... um no brainiac theres not.. this is when he tells me that they probably cut themselves on a knife that they used to break in with... is anything missing from your panty drawer... ummm WTF?! Let me just check my inventory sheet.. yep the crotchless ones are definitely missing! (JOKE) He then says wells this looks like yall have a ghost (chuckle chuckle) since there is no forced entry and nothing was taken I cant write a report cause they didn't commit a crime.. umm THEY BROKE INTO MY F-ING HOUSE!!!!  He also said just get rid of the towel cause it could have diseases on it... :/ no pics taken no evidence nothing! Where is Stabler when you need him. This just pissed me off so he left and I called my dad (my dad is a retired FBI badass) he then calls his friends in low places. By this time I had already come up with my idea of what happened. The next day the criminal investigator for Cherokee County comes and takes a look around... takes pics and finds that they came in through the back window... it was unlocked... perfect... he said it was more than likely a kid because they didn't take anything big, i.e. my laptop that was' chilling on the table right by the window... so then we both decide that they must have went upstairs to look for money/jewelry went to go into my room and cut themselves before entering then proceeded to touch every dang wall/door in my upstairs... I determine that the perp was right handed cause there were blood drops on the right side of the sink where he tried to clean up.. i attribute this to my SVU marathons i love. He tried to stop the blood by using my kids towel realized oh crap I'm really bleeding and got the heck out but not before he peed in Jack's toilet (at least he put the seat down) but what was weird was he folded the towel back to make it look like it was never touched... seriously rookie take that she-ite with you! So he tells me to brown paper bag up the evidence (yes they really use brown paper bags) and that a detective will be by tomorrow to pick it up. Apparently though they don't do DNA on stuff unless something really bad happens (like bleeding on a $40 towel isn't bad?) and they dont have a database that has every bad guy in the world in it along with their DNA... no no that's just on tv.. so we haven't found out anything nor will I think we ever will... the worst part is the invasion of your privacy that you feel after this happens. I now walk around stealth like when I get home with a gun JUST to make sure!
Here are a few pics of the "crime scene"

A fun day at the park!...

WOW! Sorry for the hiatus but I've been so busy!! School has completely taken a toll on me. But I'm gonna try and get back in the groove... Again sorry!


Soooooooooo..... The other day I decided to take Jack to the park seeing how it was so nice out... So did everyone else in Cherokee county I guess. Anyways, We get there and everything's great Jacks laughing and running around I'm sweating and getting skin cancer, you get the point. Then pulls up this hoss of a woman with 50 kids seriously she had a crap ton. They start running around going completely ape-s@&! when all the sudden I see this freakishly large for his age hell spawn push down my baby!!! Seriously?! Oh hell to the naw so I run over and politely tell the boy that it's not nice to push people especially little babies.. This said hell ogar mouths off to me and then proceeds to scream STRANGER!!! Oooookkkk really?!! Someone's mom took that Oprah episode a wee bit too seriously. Then here comes his mom waddling over in what appears to be a run but I dunno it looked more painful to me. "what's going on?" says the whale mom, "well your son pushed my kid down and I was just telling him how it's not nice to do that, that's all" -mom again "well what did your kid do to make him push him?" at this point I'm ready to beat the hell out of this lady... " umm ma'am as you can see my kid is just a baby and barely comes up to your son's knee cap, seriously he did nothing" -whale at this point- "well come over here Tommy and stay away from that boy so his mom don't yell at you anymore" seriously wishing a plane would come crashing down on top of this lady I reminded myself her education was probably that of a 4th grader so I let it slide. So I put on my happy face and keep a close eye on Jack playing... This lady's kids continue to run amok screaming, yelling cutting in line at the slide using bad language ect. Then the icing on the cake... I take Jack over to the swings and the same bebe's kid comes over to us(I'm thinking he was gonna apologize) "that boy's a wimp" says child that should never be allowed in public, so I gather up my boy and start walking towards our car... "boo hoo, crybaby" yells the devil himself. I'm
Seriously contemplating saying something to his mom but then realize she will probably bust out a gun or something on me so we just leave the park but I came up with a new word... M.I.L.P. (mom I'd like to punch) and this one K.I.L.T.B.T.S.O.O. (kid I'd like to beat the shit out of)
What a nice day at the park!!

Hippy hippy shake

Ive been thinking that jack needed to make more friends and have more social time with other kids So i decided to broaden his horizons and try out one of those mommy and me music classes...  Its only 30 min how bad could it be? So we get there, looks pretty normal but then I am welcomed by the oddest most unique group of women I'd ever seen! It was nothing but a bunch a freeloving hippy treehuggers! Don't get me wrong I'm all for those organic mommies but thats just not my cup of tea. You say free range chicken and locally grown produce I say McDonalds and Green Giant..you get the point.. So I'm sitting there overwhelmed by all of this when the ladies come up and start talking to me blah blah blah inspired blah blah blah something about grass ( I was completely ingazed by this lady's moo-stache so I really wasn't paying attention to all of what she was saying) ?Grass?! Well the only grass Jack eats is the stuff I don't get out of his hands quick enough when we are outside. The ladies were not amused blah blah blah wheat germ " oh he gets plenty of germs especially from licking the handles of the buggies at the grocery store!" again not amused... Blah blah blah intellect (finally a word I understood) " ooohhh my baby is soooo smart Jack, Jack come here tell mommy- where do you go poo poo?.." by this time I swear I could hear crickets chirping so I did what any normal mom would do... I pretended Jack shated all over himself and I had to leave cause I had no other clothes! (God please forgive me but I'm willing to pay all consequences for making up that one) so we high tailed it outta there! No way was I gonna spend
The next 27 min in there.. A few more sessions of that and I would have grown out my armpit hair and started listening to Alanis Morrsette religiously... Needless to say we will stick to Our ol' redneck backwoods way of life and our few "close friends"

Wipe out

I did probably one of the worst things a person can do... I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER! I mean not even a sheet was left in the house.. Of course I  realized this this morning when I almost peed myself looking all over for a roll. So I improvised. I saw a pack of jacks baby wipes sitting there and said why not. And why we stop using these when we are babies is beyond me. One word ahhhh-mazing.   Anyway If this is weird to you have no fear Charmin is back in the house.

On another note today was especially exhausting. I have had bronchitis and just can't seem to shake it. I'm on 5711 medicines and I swear they gave me placebos. Oh well chalk up another one to motherhood, school, slave maid being a housewife.


Thought for the day: 

 The looks you get at the Grocery store are especially weird at 7:00 in the morning when the only thing you're buying is toilet paper and cheese Danish... I know what they're thinking. 

Don't judge me.

What were they thinking?

I saw the most God awful shoes today...

They are called TOMS.. and they are hideous. If you are offended by this and actually like/own/want a pair of these shoes then go ahead and delete yourself from my life. Thank you

But then everything got magically better when i saw these pretties...



Beautiful i know. Again if you don't agree see above.

Thought for the day:

I need a bumper sticker that says this:

Do not tailgate me... It will not make me go faster, in fact it just pisses me off and makes me go slower therefore causing me to accidentally hit the breaks causing a chain reaction of other said break lights resulting in you eating my bumper and me probably having a neck injury therefore suing the pants off your sorry arse losing everything you have and causing grief to yourself and others around you. Thank you and have a nice day.



Are you freaking kidding me?!

I've come to the conclusion that no amount of childproof paraphernalia is gonna keep the boy from doing what he wants.
For Example:
1) baby gate=A really expensive way for Jack to show mommy just how strong he really is by ripping it from the walls only to expose a really nice shade of drywall
2) Light socket covers= Jack's new favorite snack/chew toys (he's part German Sheppard I'm convinced)
whoever said these were "kid proof" obviously never had kids.
3) the word "no" has absolutely no meaning at all except a free invitation for him to do whatever the hell he pleases, but say the words "toy story" and you can bet he'll being hauling arse to the nearest tv or exit only to find him buckling himself into his car seat

Needless to say I have become one of "those moms." You know the ones you see in the grocery store who have no control over their child and you think to yourself jeez my kid will NEVER act they way.. well you're wrong... one word KARMA

All of his cuteness makes all of his shenanigans perfectly ok... well that and a stiff drink.


Thought for the day:
I love skinny jeans like really love them BUT... some people should not love them... take this how you wish.
Oh and one last thing, TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!!!! That is all.

I'm a BLOGGER!!!!

So I have officially entered the blog world (as if i don't have enough going on in my life) I wanted to start a blog for a while now so here I am... well not really I'm at my house in my bed but you get the point... I'm really just looking for a way to lay it all out there! I have gone through a lot in the past 2 years! Blake and I got married and had the most beautiful baby boy ever in 2009 and I am back in school getting my RN.. Its tough exhausting juggling all these things but so far so good its all worked out!