Wipe out

I did probably one of the worst things a person can do... I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER! I mean not even a sheet was left in the house.. Of course I  realized this this morning when I almost peed myself looking all over for a roll. So I improvised. I saw a pack of jacks baby wipes sitting there and said why not. And why we stop using these when we are babies is beyond me. One word ahhhh-mazing.   Anyway If this is weird to you have no fear Charmin is back in the house.

On another note today was especially exhausting. I have had bronchitis and just can't seem to shake it. I'm on 5711 medicines and I swear they gave me placebos. Oh well chalk up another one to motherhood, school, slave maid being a housewife.


Thought for the day: 

 The looks you get at the Grocery store are especially weird at 7:00 in the morning when the only thing you're buying is toilet paper and cheese Danish... I know what they're thinking. 

Don't judge me.

What were they thinking?

I saw the most God awful shoes today...

They are called TOMS.. and they are hideous. If you are offended by this and actually like/own/want a pair of these shoes then go ahead and delete yourself from my life. Thank you

But then everything got magically better when i saw these pretties...



Beautiful i know. Again if you don't agree see above.

Thought for the day:

I need a bumper sticker that says this:

Do not tailgate me... It will not make me go faster, in fact it just pisses me off and makes me go slower therefore causing me to accidentally hit the breaks causing a chain reaction of other said break lights resulting in you eating my bumper and me probably having a neck injury therefore suing the pants off your sorry arse losing everything you have and causing grief to yourself and others around you. Thank you and have a nice day.



Are you freaking kidding me?!

I've come to the conclusion that no amount of childproof paraphernalia is gonna keep the boy from doing what he wants.
For Example:
1) baby gate=A really expensive way for Jack to show mommy just how strong he really is by ripping it from the walls only to expose a really nice shade of drywall
2) Light socket covers= Jack's new favorite snack/chew toys (he's part German Sheppard I'm convinced)
whoever said these were "kid proof" obviously never had kids.
3) the word "no" has absolutely no meaning at all except a free invitation for him to do whatever the hell he pleases, but say the words "toy story" and you can bet he'll being hauling arse to the nearest tv or exit only to find him buckling himself into his car seat

Needless to say I have become one of "those moms." You know the ones you see in the grocery store who have no control over their child and you think to yourself jeez my kid will NEVER act they way.. well you're wrong... one word KARMA

All of his cuteness makes all of his shenanigans perfectly ok... well that and a stiff drink.


Thought for the day:
I love skinny jeans like really love them BUT... some people should not love them... take this how you wish.
Oh and one last thing, TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!!!! That is all.

I'm a BLOGGER!!!!

So I have officially entered the blog world (as if i don't have enough going on in my life) I wanted to start a blog for a while now so here I am... well not really I'm at my house in my bed but you get the point... I'm really just looking for a way to lay it all out there! I have gone through a lot in the past 2 years! Blake and I got married and had the most beautiful baby boy ever in 2009 and I am back in school getting my RN.. Its tough exhausting juggling all these things but so far so good its all worked out!