Are you freaking kidding me?!

I've come to the conclusion that no amount of childproof paraphernalia is gonna keep the boy from doing what he wants.
For Example:
1) baby gate=A really expensive way for Jack to show mommy just how strong he really is by ripping it from the walls only to expose a really nice shade of drywall
2) Light socket covers= Jack's new favorite snack/chew toys (he's part German Sheppard I'm convinced)
whoever said these were "kid proof" obviously never had kids.
3) the word "no" has absolutely no meaning at all except a free invitation for him to do whatever the hell he pleases, but say the words "toy story" and you can bet he'll being hauling arse to the nearest tv or exit only to find him buckling himself into his car seat

Needless to say I have become one of "those moms." You know the ones you see in the grocery store who have no control over their child and you think to yourself jeez my kid will NEVER act they way.. well you're wrong... one word KARMA

All of his cuteness makes all of his shenanigans perfectly ok... well that and a stiff drink.


Thought for the day:
I love skinny jeans like really love them BUT... some people should not love them... take this how you wish.
Oh and one last thing, TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!!!! That is all.