A fun day at the park!...

WOW! Sorry for the hiatus but I've been so busy!! School has completely taken a toll on me. But I'm gonna try and get back in the groove... Again sorry!


Soooooooooo..... The other day I decided to take Jack to the park seeing how it was so nice out... So did everyone else in Cherokee county I guess. Anyways, We get there and everything's great Jacks laughing and running around I'm sweating and getting skin cancer, you get the point. Then pulls up this hoss of a woman with 50 kids seriously she had a crap ton. They start running around going completely ape-s@&! when all the sudden I see this freakishly large for his age hell spawn push down my baby!!! Seriously?! Oh hell to the naw so I run over and politely tell the boy that it's not nice to push people especially little babies.. This said hell ogar mouths off to me and then proceeds to scream STRANGER!!! Oooookkkk really?!! Someone's mom took that Oprah episode a wee bit too seriously. Then here comes his mom waddling over in what appears to be a run but I dunno it looked more painful to me. "what's going on?" says the whale mom, "well your son pushed my kid down and I was just telling him how it's not nice to do that, that's all" -mom again "well what did your kid do to make him push him?" at this point I'm ready to beat the hell out of this lady... " umm ma'am as you can see my kid is just a baby and barely comes up to your son's knee cap, seriously he did nothing" -whale at this point- "well come over here Tommy and stay away from that boy so his mom don't yell at you anymore" seriously wishing a plane would come crashing down on top of this lady I reminded myself her education was probably that of a 4th grader so I let it slide. So I put on my happy face and keep a close eye on Jack playing... This lady's kids continue to run amok screaming, yelling cutting in line at the slide using bad language ect. Then the icing on the cake... I take Jack over to the swings and the same bebe's kid comes over to us(I'm thinking he was gonna apologize) "that boy's a wimp" says child that should never be allowed in public, so I gather up my boy and start walking towards our car... "boo hoo, crybaby" yells the devil himself. I'm
Seriously contemplating saying something to his mom but then realize she will probably bust out a gun or something on me so we just leave the park but I came up with a new word... M.I.L.P. (mom I'd like to punch) and this one K.I.L.T.B.T.S.O.O. (kid I'd like to beat the shit out of)
What a nice day at the park!!